Meet John Doe @ Goodspeed

It's the morning after our day off, and I'm exhausted because I decided to do almost nothing but work yesterday. A glimpse into the difficult and weighty decisions that plague us today: coming up with some new material for the Colonel, including a long discussion about what's a funnier item in a list of things he disdains: tie pins? tie tacks? tie clips? bow ties? Of course, the answer was: poodles. Poodles definitely funnier.